/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This thread is garbage. INTO THE LE TRASH IT GOES!

>applying for a job
>hand resume to manager in-store because i'm alpha as HELL
>manager has glasses and long hair
>can't stop thinking of 'le trash man' face
>my mug when
>suddenly start thinking about /jp/ too
>my mug when
>"Your resume looks fine except from..."
>he's going to trash it
>it's going into the trash
>into the trash it goes, right?
>mind racing at 300mph
>ADD going like crazy
>completely lose it
>screaming with laughter
>everyone looks at me like a wild animal
>get escorted from store by security while laughing my ass off
>2 days later get a call from the manager
>got the job

>my mug when

>my mug when a flock of normals try to insult my Prada glasses that cost more per lens than the content of their entire house, including the house itself

Into the trash your insult goes!

>my mug when nihon tv has literal reaction images so the jap hivemind can obey whatever emotion they're supposed to feel at each scene

every time

>Be social security administrator
>Reviewing requests for disability payments
>``Reason: social anxiety/depression''
>my mug when

Into the trash it goes!

>Be in charge of recruiting jannys
>Browsing /jp/ applications
>Experience: "been on /a/ since summer 2010, played touho a few times at my bro's house, was a NEET for 2 months during college break, logged 3 hours in katawa shoejo"
>my mug when

Perfect! You're hired!

>Be in charge of hiring jannys
>Browsing /jp/ applications
>Experience: "been on /a/ since summer 2010, played touho a few times at my bro's house, was a NEET for 2 months during college break, logged 3 hours in katawa shoejo"
>my mug when

Perfect! You're hired!

>Watching anime and drinking beer with the boys
>Someone suggests Dragonball Z
>Might be cool
>"Make sure it's the original Japanese with English subs though"
>my actual mug when

Into the trash our friendship goes!

>At the pub with the lads
>Offer to get next round
>Weeaboo mate just back from Nihon
>"I'll have a Sapporo beer"
>my mug when

Into the trash you go!

>Be jan-chan
>Browsing through /jp/
>"NEET/Hikikomori general"
>my mug when

Into the trash it goes!

>Be administrator for JET applicants
>Browsing through resumes
>"My love for Japanese culture began at a young age through watching anime and reading manga"
>my mug when

Into the trash it goes!

>Be employer
>Browsing through resumes
>"Hobbies: interactive Japanese novels"
>Skills: "N1 JLPT"

Impressive! Definitely gonna employ this gu...OOPS! Hand slipped! Into the trash it goes!

>Be special circumstances administrator at university
>reviewing requests to skip exams
>reason: social anxiety/agoraphobia
>my mug when

Into the trash it goes!

>Be Social Security administrator
>reviewing disability pay requests
>reason: social anxiety/autism
>my mug when

Into the trash it goes!

>browsing resumes
>see interests "Cosplay"
>into the trash is goes!