/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I remember one time I was in a traffic jam and I had to piss really bad, so I finished off my Dr. Pepper, unzipped my pants, and pressed the tip of the bottle to my dick.

This was my first time pissing in a bottle, and I underestimated the precision needed in order to do it horizontally like that (I was still buckled into my seat and riding my breaks through the traffic jam).

The force of the urine slamming against the bottle caught me off guard and it flew out of my hands. For a few second, my penis was like one of those cartoon fire hoses when all of the firemen let go of it and it just thrashes around like a snake, spewing up gallons of water per second in every which direction.

After I got everything calmed down, went to wipe off my driver's side window, which of course was covered with smelly yellow piss. When I wiped it down, I saw what was stuck next to me in the traffic jam: a school bus full of kids, all of whom has their windows down and were pointing and laughing at me.

That's the Wriggle everyone likes!