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>>6660600
>Standing up to Natsuhi "I throw servants and babies off of cliffs Ushiromiya"

Listen, filial relationships are complicated. Jessica has a heavy burden on her as the heiress, one she kind of resents but bears anyways because despite her parents MANY NUMEROUS flaws she still has respect for them.

With Natsuhi's bitchy attitude it's a miracle Jessica even acts nice to Shannon when she's not around. But Jessica is either a really nice girl or a sociopath, whichever way you dice it it's a result of being raised by such a fucked up family.

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Yasu - Threat or Menace?

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>>5761234
You see a troll, all I see is a good person who happens to be into chicks.

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>>5735694
She also has a homosexual relationship with her best friend.

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YOU
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR

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>>5252235
Because she's actually Beatrice, right?

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Ok, let's have a Umineko motive thread.

We know that three characters BLATANTLY troll, so let us focus on them first.

Shkanontrice does her dead body tricks and cross dressing shannoningans every episode. This is because she's after Battler's cock.

Rosa is a genius in episode 2, the question here would be WHY, though. Why is Rosa trolling her entire family and cooperating with the servants?

Kyrie in episode 3 and 4 shines pretty well with her stubs and banana phone antics. A motive for her could be REVENGE! for the Battler debacle.

Jessica trolls in episode 4 most blatantly, but also has moments in episodes 1-3. With her, much like Rosa, the question would be why?


My speculation for Rosa is something involving CASH MONEY. As for Jessica, well, as much as I hate to say it, could be an Adachi "for the lulz" type here.

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>>4324251
Well, it would explain why she's also big on the OPPAI. But I thought the theory was that Proto-Battler was Juuza?

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There isn't a single theory or combination of theories for Umineko that don't have massive holes. So why do people claim Shkanontrice and/or Moon-chan are the only answers, mystery solved?

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