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S: Where the fuck is all of my stuff, anon!
A: Hah, it all sold so well. Who knew that Youkai were such eager shoppers? My little stand was flooded from people all across Gensokyo
A: Anyways, its not like you needed any of it
S: I'm going to fucking kill you!

Little does she know I pseudo-brainwashed myself into believing I sold all of her belongings when I really just had one of my friends hide them in her attic for me.
>Legitimately steal tons of her shit.
>Transport it to the surface
>Tell my friend to gather some mischievous youkai to "buy" the stuff off of me
>They come up to me and act as though they're taking everything
>They carry it away back to the underground to be stored in the palace in secret
>When satori reads my mind I'll just use my photographic memory to remember the youkai "buying" and taking her stuff away
>She might feel a bit off about it, but she'll likely believe I did indeed sell all of her belongings