/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>turns out your gardener has the hots for your monster girl waifu
>can't let that happen
>get on the phone and call the special clean up service
>the door rings and you find a group of smiling kikimora bowing to you, each carrying a suitcase
>"Hello, good sir, how can we help you today?"
>Inform that the your "guest" was out back
>"Understood sir, we'll be right back."
>Head kikimora bows again and enters, along with the others
>the head kikimora has a saw strapped to her back
>you sit down and watch the toob
>10 minutes later, the kikimora come back, their suitcases look noticeably heavier, and they have specks of red on their aprons
>The head maid approaches you, her face smeared in blood
>she still smiling as she hands you the bill
>"As always sir, we appreciate your honored patronage!"
>they pack up and head out
>monster girl waifu comes home, finds you browsing the interenet
>"What cha doing?"
>Oh nothing
>Just finding a new gardener