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I can honestly say that I've been asked a million times why I post on /07/. And I normally just shrug and say "It's a hobby.", but that's a lie. Because when I'm in /07/, I'm at home. From the Walls of horny text to the deep and philosophical discussion of Erikantrice, Whenever I get on, It's a place I love and know. My entire life people preach that I could be anything that I wanted to be. But when I told them I wanted to be the man who makes posts, a shitpost, THE shitposts that saves /07/. That I wanted to be Raxbretton they told me I need to get a grip on reality. And to them to them a grip on a reality means the American dream, working nine to five crammed up in a tiny cubicle having two-point-five kids, a two story suburban house and a white picket fence. I divorce once, and I'd have debt into my early thirties because I took some bullshit university degree that's suppose to help me in the end.

This isn't reality, this is just a dull outlook on it. Now I understand it's human nature to achieve greatness, but I can do this asThe sperg, I don't need a degree. And if I want to make life long friends I don't ever have to leave the comfort of my home. Yet, people spend an entire salary to travel and I can't help but laugh. I've single-handedly stopped an invasion of /a/tards s from destroying these threads, but before I could do that do I had to:

Learn their lingo. Become a master in Shitposting, Falseflagging, Horny posting, Reading the archive, Gaslighting, Ban evading, Organizing and Spamming!

Not to mention I had to take down an entire fleet of Humiliation cultists along with a brigade of Horny spammers before I could even START my lessons in Greentexting. I've always enjoyed an adventure, but I hated pawning my limbs to afford an eighteen-hour car ride. And aside from being told that I can enjoy a white-picket fence at the end of my career, all my years as a student was balance between Fractal Formulas and believing I never be able to love which is literal INSANITY. I've saved Satoko from her uncle. I wanted to be Keiichi, So I became Keiichi. And I've been Battler for eight entire episodes just to save the golden witch Beatrice. But yet, I'm the eternal virgin, I'm the guy that's never going to love.

And sometimes this shit doesn't make sense to me, why people assume that I need to be out doing something and away from home to have fun when I have my own reality grasped between my hands. I have my own world at my fingertips, if I post something cringe I can just say it was a falseflag. I can't do that in real life, but when I'm in /07/ I'm free to do what I please, when I please, I'm free to enjoy things the way I want to. I can build my own Kingdom and lead my people to freedom because I'm the mind behind these threads. I'm the one who enjoys these threads.

I am a /07/ poster. And I always will be.

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