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You guys aren't sick of Umineko yet, are you? <Good>

So, Umineko x Ghostbusters crossover

I am requesting a scene, maybe done as a movie poster:

The title would be Witchhunters, where instead of the crossed-out ghost for the 'O', the 'I' or the "H" is made into a percentage sign
If there's a tagline, it'd be someting like "Uu You Gonna Call?", "UUUUOOOOOHHHH You Gonna Call?", or "whO yOu gonna call?" (yes, the taglines are lame, feel free to ignore)

-George Ushiromiya as the giant Mr. Stay Puft marshmallow man (Gozer) tearing shit up on Rokkenjima. And he's on fire.
In the role of the Ghostbusters trying to bring him down:
Peter Venkman - Battler
Egon Spengler - Kanon/Shkannon/Shkannontrice, Genji, or Kyrie
Raymond Stantz - Shannon/Shkannon/Shkannontrice, Hideyoshi, or Krauss
Winston Zeddemore - Erika or Jessica

They'd be standing atop the mansion itself while the fierce winds and heavy rain beat down on them (but not extinguishing the fires of George-Gozer) and blasting him with their proton packs like in the climax of the original film. The proton packs would shoot either golden streams of light like the Siesta arrows or red, blue, gold, and green (implying) truths that contain the words (all of which declare George to be fat) curving in the same manner as the streams

-If Beatrice is in there anywhere, she'd be Vigo, the second movie's villain, possibly still inside her portrait, and Maria would be her loyal toady (Dr. Janosz Poha)
-The demon dogs (Zuul and Vinz) from the first film, if included, would be either goat butlers, Siestas 45 and 410, Asmodeus and Satan, Ronove and Virgilia, or Zepar and Furfur
-Louis Tully, if he's in there would either be Siesta 45, Sakutarou, or Message (toaster optional)

Or something like that. Sorry for making such a disorganized request, but I really hope somebody can do it justice.

>>5730540

>>5714370
>implying he isn't

>>5674154
RAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR