/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My desire in life is to be vored by my waifu.
>Licked all over
>Dropped into her mouth
>Sloshed around inside to get a thorough taste of me
>"Gobbled up," whole and alive
>Enjoy my last living moments in her body before it all fades to black
Pic related is my waifu.

My desire in life is to be vored by my waifu.
>Licked all over
>Dropped into her mouth
>Sloshed around inside to get a thorough taste of me
>"Gobbled up," whole and alive
>Enjoy my last living moments in her body before it all fades to black
Pic related is my waifu.

My desire in life is to be vored by my waifu.
>Licked all over
>Dropped into her mouth
>Sloshed around inside to get a thorough taste of me
>"Gobbled up," whole and alive
>Enjoy my last living moments in her body before it all fades to black
Pic related is my waifu

>>37255200
No, and she never has.

>>36626320
>Portals start appearing all over the world
>Rumors of different humanoid races on the other side, all female
>This is it; the day you've been waiting for
>The portal in your town has desert girls coming through it: anubi, a pharaoh, lamias, etc.
>Jackpot.jpg
>Drive to the portal
>Grab the copious amounts of body oil you have stored in your car
>Sneak behind a building
>Strip down naked
>Oil yourself up generously
>Slide on some loose shorts and a jacket to not arose suspicion from the onlookers and the girl coming through
>Get closer to the portal
>Now's your chance to run through
>Throw off your clothes and run at top speeds towards the portal
>Some guards try to grab you but you slip away
>You have a look of serious determination on your face
>Nothing will stop you
>Jump through the portal
>Pop out the other side to a handful of mages and girls lined up to go through
>Not what you're looking for
>Pause and scan around for your target
>The girls try to communicate with you to no avail; you're not interested in them
>Finally spot your target: the barren, desolate sands on the other side of the road
>Run again at top speeds
>An anubis speaks up in her native tongue "No sir! That's where the sandworms live!"
>Ignore her and run past the sign that warms of sandworms
>Run straight out into the sands
>The ground rumbles and a sandworm pops out, flinging you into the air
>You look back to the bewildered monster girls watching with confusion
>A tear of joy streams down your eye as you fall into the maw of the beast
>You give them one final salute before you get swallowed alive by the beast
There's your story, anon. Enjoy!

>>36595535
I wanna star in a porno with a sandworm

>>36183089
Because the sandworm life is the best life. It's paradise. Super comfy, super sexy, super lewd, super loving, super safe.

No need to pay for housing. Your waifu is your house. She's like a living RV that doubles as a giant tunnel drill. That's kinda badass if you ask me. Just need to integrate some sort of internet receiver, and I'd be set for life. I'm sure mamono magic could make it happen

>>35975438
You WILL go into the desert
You WILL be eaten by a sandworm
You WILL be carried off miles away into the barren, lifeless sands
You WILL breed the sandworm
You WILL accept your new life as sandworm food

The moment I get the chance, I'm feeding myself to the sandworms

Paradise is in found inside the mouth of a sandworm

>>35252167
Canonically speaking, sandworms are the best meidos after kikis and shogs.

>>35028924
>Sunny day
>Cuddling with sandworm
>Don't know it's a sunny day because I haven't been topside in a couple weeks

>>34644857
She doesn't need to.
I'm reminded everyday I wake up and realize I'm in her mouth and 100% at her mercy

Paradise is found inside a sandworm's mouth

>>34537401
Easily

>>34266157
I'm only joking. The only girl I'll ever let eat me is my waifu

Paradise is found inside your waifu's mouth

>>34036803
Nah, your waifu isn't strong enough to harm mine

I'm quite content to spend my entire life covered in sandworm juices; even though that's likely to be thousands upon thousands of years given how long they live.

>>31929203
This, but sandworms instead

>>31700271
Don't need money when your sandworm waifu is your house. No rent/mortgage, no utilities. Hell, she doesn't even know what money is. She hunts for food. So from her perspective, it's a literal non-issue. But in a non-"mamono mana fixes everything" setting," the burden would be more on you, the husband, particularly when it comes to food. Sure, she can hunt for you too, but that's not gonna be too appetizing. If you want better food, you'd need at least a part-time, minimum wage job. Or maybe your sandworm waifu works as a prospector. She just tunnels around for minerals in the desert, and whatever she digs up, you sell on the market. One cluster of gems would set you up for a long time. There's nothing else you need to worry about really with sandworms. One of the many reasons why they're so perfect!

>>31550076
>No option for sandworm
Garbage poll if you don't even include best girl

>>29428845
Well you see, it's like this. When you're inside her mouth, you'll literally at her mercy. You can try to take the dominate role; she may even entertain it, but the trust is, she's in complete control. If she were to ever flip a switch, I'd be in her stomach faster than you can say butterscotch. Or if she's in a horny mood, flesh tentacles and forced throat fucking via her long tongue is what's in store for you as she rides you until you pass out, and then some more because she can. You're her little tasty toy. Personally I like to be in more of a dominate or at the very least, an equal position, but her biology prevents it entirely. So whatever sense of it that's there is for her own amusement and because she wants you to be happy as well. I accept it for what it is, and I love her dearly. That's all that matters in the end. Your love for each other

Paradise is living inside a sandworm