/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11776102
With all the money Moot gets from passes he's funding ZUN's drinking habits.
It's all Poole's scheme to gain our sympathy so we begin funding this website since /jp/ is the board with less PPP (Passes Per Poster)
As you see is all part his global scheme, never wondered why bitcoin prices go down whenever passes are sold and then skyrocket?

>>10746576
This is the best I've read in all week, from time to time 4chan still manages to pull some good satires.

>>9720783
What if the whole LLS game is just a dream, the difference between the actual settings and a post Mystic Square PC-98 era is the fact that Reimu defeated Yuuka sealing the dream, in fact she did seal her mansion, and, maybe, waking her Windows era persona?

A faint and inanimate dream that ends, the whole PC 98 set was a ilusion, or the actual setting could be a dream and the only difference is the fact that Kazami Yuuka was defeated, were Alice and Marisa dreaming too? Or perhaps they all were but not all woke up.

A dim dream, a dream land and some bizarre humorous aspects makes me think the whole part of the series was just a piece of fantasy inside Gensokyo, how deep did they get inside the rabbit's hole?

Does fantasy inside fantasy tighten up our layer of existence with the next one? You can't regain self awareness until you learn to difference fantasy from reality as Zhuangzi said.

They have the exact same fucking face with too much make up ( ´_ゝ`)

>>9546419
>>9546412
10/10 would shop with it.

My plans once I get to Gensokyo, by ano:

1ºSteal 3 doses of Hourai elixir.

2ºJump into a volcano.

3ºObtain fire powers because yes

4º beat my favorite touhou until she loves me.

What could go wrong?

>>9182862
You could go out and bite the first animal you see in the wildness and you'd be eating healthier meat than the one sold at supermarkets, most times humans don't cook because of the bacteria, more because the food is tastier and more digestible.

Also raw meat can be mouthwatering if it was not for the western taboo of now eating raw flesh, try not eating for half a day and then put a big, red raw steak in front of you, smell it and stare a minutes at its colour and tezture, you'll notice.

Nom nom nom.

>>8982697
From the thumbnail I thought she was breastfeeding her.

>>8982697
From the thumbnail I though she was breastfeeding her.

3D confirmed for disgusting in canon. Even kids agree.

>>8492363
I have the awkward feeling that most people was born corrupted. Also we spend most of out time in front of a computer thus filling ourselves with information which is the strongest corruptor.
I know that I'm going to hell according to 99% of the religions.

I hope to meet someone interesting there.

>>8442342
How do I put toothpaste back in the tube with psychic powers?

>>8405533
>IRC to socialize
Hahahaha oh wow.

Bump though, I don't know if OP is serious but I'd rather give him the benefit of the doubt than to other unrelated thread.

That means that in a few generations they will be hyper-sexual

So, autism 1.

It'll set your computer on fire.

They realize their life and existence sucks so they try to give a meaning with some retarded words.

That is it.

>Mfw Brutal anal rape doujin about Iskander noble phantasm is going to be translated soon.

Can't wait to taste the tears of sadness and disgust.

Shave her head and lick it, use marmalade if it tastes "itty wicky".
If your grandfather tries to oppose you show him your genitalia and growl or bark, stare at his eyes and never look down, he will notice you are serious and if he tries to atack grab your grandma and run, he's a tought motherfucker, I know it, you do, doesn't require further discussion, just run to some country where no one else can find you.

>This thread.

I fucking love this place and you all.

Autism

Actually when you are on strong antidepressants and/or anxiolytics your libido is kinda dead, I could go 2 or 3 weeks without having a boner in these times but then I could stop taking them for some time and get back my sexuality

>>8141196
I'd like to get these people, tie them to a table and inject testosterone in their body, tease their cocks for 10 seconds every half an hour and leave but keep injecting for some days, then they would value what they have.

1º post

>Umineko
>Decostruction
>Classic literature

Oh man, here we go.

Clannad is not bad, as my first VN I can't hold a very objective opinion but I can't think anything wrong in it, maybe Nagisa the main girl.