/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11842729
ummm... german doesn't sound sexy...

>>11689074

Public masturbation is a crime.

>>11672663

>picnic attack

Sounds fun.

>>11638152

Ran-sama, what is 'sex'?

Yes, we're delinquents. The most, I don't know. I don't browse other boards.

My mom knows that I'm hopelessly retarded and emotionally fragile and she said that I can stay with her for as long as she is alive. This was further cemented when I triggered my latent schizophrenia and it became even more improbable that I would ever be able to leave the house and lead a normal life.

I get money from the government because of my disabilities and if my mother ever passes then I will get a few hundred thousand dollars in life insurance. I think I will be able to survive if I use this money wisely.

What's going on in here?

hurry!

Someone retrieve me a bagpipe, a plane ticket to mount fuji, a ceremonial GREEN kilt, and a feathered headdress.

Through the sacred pipes I can communicate with the spirits of the earth and persuade them to stop the volcano
I can stop this
I can save Japan

Do you prefer fugging or hugging?

Why don't you sit on the street and sing songs for money?

Even if you don't sound very good then people will still give you money. You can use that money to buy things you want.

>>9412418
Not so holy now are you, Mr hypocrite?

I'd tell my younger self to do everything that I'm doing now.

I could have spent years learning Japanese, working on a tulpa instead of thinking about getting a girlfriend, having fun being inside, and all of the stuff I love doing now. It would have been nice to start doing all of this stuff maybe 5-6 years earlier. I would have had happier teenage years.

My only regret in life is that it took me this long to figure out how to be happy.

Would you murder a Japanese person and eat their brain if doing this would instantly give you all of their knowledge of the Japanese language?

You would be completely fluent within seconds of consuming the brain.

/jp/ is a place where we can talk about what it feels like to poop and a place where you can talk about the things that you think about that make you feel scared.

Any girl who shaves is lewd.

Why would you shave your armpits, pubic hair, and legs unless you're showing off to people and being lewd?

>>9240532
~Thank you for reply. I will try. I have also other question for every one who is here today. Please respond and explain. Thank you

Why do many people always say that the edging feels good?

I hear many people say that orgasm feels best when you do the edge, but I do not understand. I have try this before and it felt bad. I wait until it feel like I am about to orgasm and then I stop and wait for orgasm level to go down before resume but I do this and orgasm does not feel better. I see the seamen but I feel little orgasm. It is like a canon not loaded at full limit and fired.. Orgasm feeling is very little

Please respond and explain
Thank you

I am a peaceful person and I try to avoid conflicts and act humbly in all things that I do. I don't want any trouble.

If you treat everyone with kindness then happiness will come to you.

A-As long as I can stay with /jp/...