/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>28th birthday
>family throws me childish party with banners and cake
>only one present
>set of keys
>"awesome, a new car. Thanks Mom" (because I know my douche bag step-dad wouldn't buy me something so nice)
>they tell me it's for my new apartment which they have paid 12 months rent and utilities
>after 12 months I'll have to get a job and pay for it because I can't live at home any more
>flip out and run around the house headbutting and kicking holes in the wall
>stepfather chases me upstairs
>I lock myself in the guest bedroom and break everything I see
>Mom crying hysterically and says I can stay as long as I want
>they're out now buying me real birthday presents