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>>15813907

>This next one could be the hardest event this year for all we know.

Might as well kill myself before I drown in my salty bitch tears.

>>13434958
>Be me
>Gross fucker with a beard and notoriously deep voice who also kigs
>At a con, left room in kig with others
>Stuck in hotel lobby because a mob wants pictures of you
>Sudden chills as an ominous presence looms behind
>"Hey girls, you got a room? I got a room. Wanna come to my room?"
>Guy's drunk like dicks
>Lean in close to him
>Seductive hand on his chest
>Utter in my best Latino Tom Waits voice:
"Yesss. Take me, you glorious scoundrel. Fill me with your seed that I may live another century."
>Pic related