/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Hey, this book has a recipe for something called skooma! Wanna try it?

>Hey anon! I found this book with funny geometric patterns and songs in it! Wanna try them out?
Well? Do you?

>Dad, dad! I got a scholarship to a university!
Your daughter has worked hard and been rewarded.
Uh-oh! The university in question Miskatonic U! What do?

>>13593991
How? There was nothing in what I said that could possibly point toward me.
>>13593992
Live and learn.

I want to put a cute dress on my were-cat daughteru for a friend's wedding and chuckle when she goes limp in complaint so I have to carry her around all day and show her off to everyone.

Excuse me, sorry to bother you at your home but it's very important! No, we're not trying to sell any cookies today.
There has been recent news of a violently sexual burglar in this part of the city. Their tactic appears to be coming by late at night and asking to use the phone, before offering one of their cookies. Those that ate the cookie woke up naked, sticky, and without many of their belongings. Those that didn't watched them call a ride and disappear in various different vehicles.
If you see this girl do NOT eat the cookie. You will be robbed and raped by one or more monster girls! Discreetly call the police so that they may apprehend this repeat offender.