/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Erika will never look at your dick and say, "But it's no uuuuuuuuuuse!!" Where she then calls over her friends, "Please, looook at thiiiiiiiis! Gertruude, Corneliaaaaaaa!!"

"Anon-shwaaaaaannn!! Pweease, look at thiiiiiiiisss!! Whhhhaaat issss thiiiiiis!?"

Erika, who was now so excited that her pronunciation was tumbling all over the place, pointed at your pathetic dick.

"Look, here, here! There's something attached between your legs!~ What is it!? What is it!? Hey, what is it Gertruuuuuuude!?'

". . . . Know that it is Anon‘s pathetic dick."

"Oh, yeeeeeeeeeaaaaah!! Very goooooooooood!! One more!"

"Know that is the tiny dick of the worthless virgin, Anon"

"Oh, very GOOD!! Okay, you two! Why don't you show everyone watching at home on their TVs?!! Please have a look at this pathetic thing between Anon's legs!! So, what do you think of it?! Is it cute, or is it disgusting? Please tell me with the green truth!"

>"Please, allow me to speak. Know that Anon's dick is disgusting."

>"Know that Anon is a virgin and has never slept with another person."

>"It needs no second telling, but know that Anon is a disgusting virgin and having sex with another is impossible!!"