/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>40996938
>show up to a ryu's shrine
>you'te greeted by the dragon herself, flanked by a retinue of white-scaled lamias
>she demands to know why you're interrupting her ponderings of the heavens
>you puff yourself up and ask
>"is this the shirohebi store"
>she's too bewildered to answer
>but there are a bunch of shirohebis so you conclude it is indeed the shirohebi store
>throw a coinpurse at the ryu
>"k, I'll take this one"
>scoop up one of the whitesneks and walk out
I really do like visiting the shirohebi store. Wonder how they always have so many though

I hate shirohebis, how do I get past those skanksnakes to get to best girl weatherwurm?

>>24023940
Nah, I don't think Shirohebis would be the home invasion type. They'd more be that one cute shrine maiden you took a shine to on New Year's prayers.
Now, if you want a door-to-door type, try the Sensual Church of the Latter-Day Succs.

>>23969121
Zipangu shrine life sounds as comfy as Winterstown. I totally wouldn't mind living as a handyman in Hebimura, servicing the mountaintop shrine's Ryu goddess and Shirohebi shrine maidens.

>>23465317
But that is objectively correct. Foxes are better as CC Mofu Mafia anegos running hand massage parlors in seedy vice districts.

>>17886921
Even the little ones?

>>17737421
How lewd.

>>17710855
That's from LN's twitter mate.

>>17710839
>>17710857
Forgot my image.