/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sunday, time for church. There will be a donation basket-y thingy going around.
Before I begin today's sermon, I would like to announce that God will always be your little sister, no matter how many sins you have sinned.
Her pantsu are white with pink stripes, by the way.
Anyway, today I'm reading from the Book of Loli, chapter 2.

3 - And God blessed the seventh day, and girlfapped during it; because that in it She rested from all Her work which God in creating had made.
4 - These are the generations of the classroom and of the playground when they [lolis] were created, in the day that the LORD God made the little girl’s department of the clothing store.
5 - No need of bra was yet in the chest, and no development of the breast had yet sprung up; for the LORD God had not caused puberty to hit, and there was not a man to love the lolis;
6 - but there went up a warm mist from the hole of God, and watered the whole face of the ground.
7 - Then the LORD God formed man of the explicit doujins She had lying around, and breathed into his phallus the breath of life; and man became a lolicon.
8 - And the LORD God planted a garden eastward, in Tokyo Big Sight; and there She put the man whom She had formed.