/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9402141
Does anyone have this pic or gif with just one cigarette in his mouth not two?
This is all I can find.

how do i stop being a loser and when can i move to gensokyo

/jp/, I need your help. I think my girlfriend is ashamed of me. She hides our relationship from everyone. And she gets really annoyed when I start going on about Touhou or 4chan or any other thing I like. The only thing we have in common is that we both like Pokemon and PASWG. What do I do? Should I break up with her or stay with her? I gotta be honest, it does sound nice to enjoy single life for a while.

Isn't Ash like 60 years old?

because Im not a terrorist

I lost it when I noticed Sheldon's face.

Spats

>>8587218
WOW SON, U BUT ANGREY. I hav neer seen sum1 so pooper peeved, u ned to tak chilpil and stop raping your ownasswit with husband. you are the gayest fgt in fgtopia, no u r the mayor. lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN? U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole. gb2 pussybaby land where u git own3d by dick "omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park" - You. ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit angr. SUMBUDY IS ANALLY ANGUISHED its lik u r seeding wit raeg

you feel like punching me in the face? bring it on you faggot. I know multiple fighting styles, and I also carry a switchblade with me at all times. Something fucking tells me that you'd be better off keeping your arms down at your sides. If you can't fucking put "cause" and "effect" together in that pathetic brain of yours, I'll help you out here. You'll be standing face to face with me, and let me fucking tell you, it'll already be too fucking late to back down at that point. You might decide "well shit, I might as well stay true to my word and throw a fucking punch". This is where you will go wrong. I hope you don't have a job that requires two fucking hands, because you're going to be missing one after I'm done with you. I'll casually divert your fist off to the side, as you suddenly realize you may have gotten yourself into something you can't back up. You'll try to regroup and pull your arm back, but that wont be easy when I jab my spear-pointed Benchmade switchblade straight through the bone in your forearm, and proceed to rip your entire fucking forearm and hand off in one quick pull. At this point, you'll probably spend 2 seconds in shock. I say 2 seconds, because thats the amount of time you'll have before I reverse the knife in my hand, and uppercut it straight through your throat. You'll spend your last few seconds gurgling blood, and wondering where you went wrong. After that, I'll be forced to take care of any witnesses who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Nothing a few quick choke slams can't fix, followed by a nice gentle slice across the jugular with the Benchmade.
Now, motherfucker, you sure you want to go through with that punch?