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>>45171385

Yukari thought of all the assets at her disposal, more importantly she thought of the future assets she’d gain after pulling this off successfully. She knew Reimu wouldn’t be long for this world, she’d visited sparingly since Ran worked on her little project. It was clear that she’d relapse like always, and more importantly the decades of bad living had taken their toll. It was subtle but she suspected that within the next year she’d be too infirm to even walk.

That quack of a doctor named Eirin could treat her of course, but she knew Reimu was too proud to head to Eientei before it progressed to the point of no return. There was also the matter that while she could release Anon to that troubled miko’s clutches after the big song and dance of Anon’s farewell and their remarriage ceremony that it’d be impossible to halt the rumors of the suspected pregnancies that resulted from this little operation.

Eirin was tight lipped about that of course, but Yukari could read between the lines, foot traffic of lone women was up nearly 284% percent than it was just 3 months ago. Though the exact cause eluded her the faces she remembered seeing there matched the names of several patrons on the ledger, and it wasn’t exactly a secret that the maternity ward, a place Yukari certainly didn’t visit on more than one occasion when she was feeling whimsical, had grown larger to accommodate said increase in traffic.

Of course, Yukari wouldn’t be Yukari if she didn’t turn these mistakes into miracles! She had a plan, there was some in Gensokyo that greatly enjoyed children after all. With a few clever maneuvers they’d have all the children she could handle and then some. Ah Yukari, you’ve done it again! Seiga will certainly never pass up this opportunity!

And to make Yukari’s mood even brighter a certain girl she loved to visit had just altered the barrier as if Yukari wouldn’t have installed a detection spell on it. She turned to the monitor along the wall pulling up the relevant information, it seemed her investment in outsider technology paid off as she pulled an image of a girl peeking around and glancing right at one of the many cameras before ‘sneaking’ down the maintenance corridor.

>>43892797
Middle aged men are usually fat like you and those hags probably like them so you're in luck

>>42261494
You're a brave one, anon.

>>19755183
*addendum, shit taste

Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor

Seventeen evergreen!

But I like Yukari better.

Nah.

>>16816665