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>>37282479
I am SICK AND TIRED of fucking Droids using the "friend" excuse to milk money and protection from Dragons without giving sex. But I will humor you, child. Let's say you are right, and you are just "friends", you do know sex is to Dragons a matter literally more important than life itself, right? If a Dragon does not have a husband through her life, she will become a zombie, her mind will rot, her rationality melted away, this is fucking terrifying and you just don't give a shit. You humans know it, you are scared of a disease called rabbies, which destroys your brain and turns you into a zombie, now imagine if you were born with it and that if you develop it not only it kills you, you are struck with that disease, forever. Now imagine a friend of yours actually could heal you, but just doesn't want you. Wouldn't that make her a shit friend?! Woudln't the appropriate thing for any friend, or really anyone with compassion be to heal you? So next time you claim to be "just friends" with a Dragon, you could actually do what any decent friend would do, take out your fucking dick and get into the fucking bed, it is literally a matter of life and undeath to your friend. Besides, when your friend dies and gets zombified, she will rape you anyway and this time there will be no mercy, she will be more ferocious than she ever was if you had just been with her when she needed it. So why not just do both of you a favor and help her? Unless of course, you are not actually friends and just using her.

>>37269484
Because droids are children. Because dragons are not so desperate to marry droids that come to kill them and deliver them their well deserved ass kicking when you try. Because droids should come to our caves to seek us, not us seeking them. Because we are actually the only monsters capable of putting off excersising our right to take droids by force until we literally die. Droids belong being escorted and as the rightful property of a dragonia knight or a wild dragon.

>>37254023
We are updating the term. We get called "female lizards" when we submit, ironic, since men are only good for sex and breeding, making them natural male lizards. Thus men are just dick reptiloids, also they are like programmed robots driven entirely by their desires. So we are calling them Droids now.