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Oh yeah, and those.

Shiri-me (Harmless spook that scares people by showing them giant eyeball inside its anus. )
Orang Minyak (Oil-covered slippery black demon rapist that is reportedly invisible to nonvirgins)
Hantu Tetek (A ghost with huge breasts that stem from her back, which she uses to suffocate people)
Popobawa (One-eyed, batlike anal rape ghost that only attacks males)
Sazae-oni (Spirit of a sea snail that disguises itself as an attractive woman and steals the genitalia of sailors she sleeps with)
Alan (Gargoyle-like haunt that reproduces by collecting shit, menstrual blood and miscarried infants and moulding a child out of it. )

Touhou 13: Euclidean Geometrical Impossibility
Stage 1: Mobius strip-tan
Stage 2: Klein bottle-tan
Stage 3: Umbilic torus-tan
Stage 4: Dupin cyclide-tan
Stage 5: Morin surface-tan
Stage 6: Boy's surface-tan (trap Touhou fuck yes)
Extra: Plücker's conoid with n = 2 as midboss and n = 3 as boss.

Also feeling in my bones etc.

There'll be a shiri-me boss. I feel it in my anus.

The doujins will be glorious.

Shiri-me Touhou

I feel it in my bones.

Imagine all the anal eyesex doujins.

Ittanmomen is smalltime.

>>3781481
If we're going free for all and not European only, might as well post my all-stars list.

Shiri-me (The infamous asseyes, see picture)
Orang Minyak (Oil-covered slippery black demon rapist that is reportedly invisible to nonvirgins)
Hantu Tetek (A ghost with huge breasts that stem from her back, which she uses to suffocate people)
Popobawa (One-eyed, batlike anal rape ghost that only attacks males)
Sazae-oni (Spirit of a sea snail that disguises itself as an attractive woman and steals the genitelia of sailors she sleeps with)
Alan (Gargoyle-like haunt that reproduces by collecting shit, menstrual blood and miscarried infants and moulding a child out of it. )

Boo!

Fuck tanuki where's shiri-me Touhou.

I want shit danmaku so I can identify with a Touhou other than Kaguya at last.

You can't not love Asseyes.

This is your BBEG.

The following will make the H-doujins extremely interesting:

Shiri-me (The infamous asseyes, see picture)
Orang Minyak (Oil-covered slippery black demon rapist)
Hantu Tetek (A ghost with huge breasts that stem from her back, which she uses to suffocate people)
Popobawa (One-eyed, batlike anal rape ghost that only attacks males)
Sazae-oni (Spirit of a sea snail that disguises itself as an attractive woman and steals the genitelia of sailors she sleeps with)

Those I actually want to see:
Wani-guchi (An old gong that turned into a gong-headed crocodile)
Harionago (A beautiful woman with her hair tipped with barbs under her control)
Jinmenju (A tree that bears human-faced fruit)
Tenome (Vengeful ghost of a blind man, with eyes on his hands to see)

>>3425797
I've yet to see shiri-me porn. I'm sorely disappointed.

>>3397582
I don't know whether I have an asseyes alert, but this was the first thread I saw and here you go.

>>3127411
That one goes without saying.