/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20961080
Man that's a steamy story!

>>19361030
Using traditions to justify something is why genital mutilation still happens in 1st world countries. Traditions are dumb!

>>16380925
I want to complain about never finding a wife to my gloomy childhood friend Shirohebi. Then I'd say that I wish I could marry someone like her. It's just too bad she doesn't see me that way...

>>15949942
Mind = blown.

A Basilisk? Seriously? I'm way cooler than a Basilisk, right?

>>14010622
Wussat?
>>14010626
Why are you still talking about this seriously when you could just let go and enjoy yourself? This thread is no place for you spout your shitty theology. This is the thread for non-human girls and the things we want to do with them.
>>14010628
To capture them is your real test, but to train them is your cause?

>the shit on my pastebin put in a single Word document is 351 pages, 209368 words
If I'd been writing a single story all this time, I'd be looking at a shortish novel. Why haven't I been putting all this effort into a single story, guys?

>You had a gloomy but cute childhood friend you always secretly liked
>She moved away just before puberty
>You meet her again years later
>She's turned into a tanned slut
>A real cock goblin, not a fantasy pure gyaru
>She offers you a blowjob for old times' sake
Would you take her up on it?

>>13303289
>Liches aren't your favorite
You are still okay in my opinion, mate.
So how about Medusa?

Why are gloomy girls so good?

>>12962221
I wonder if Gloomy Medusa would cry if she found out she hadn't actually raped and mindbroken her childood friend, but he was just pretending?

>>12951558
>Umm... Mister Orc, would you like to have anal sex with me?
>I-i-it's just that I get so turned on watching them!
>...I wouldn't mind going out with you, though...

>"Sir, could you please be a bit quieter?"
>All of her headsnakes collectively 'shhhh' at you

Where were you when Rei won the Evangelions?

I was in my room. Watching Evangelion.