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>>29728144
>at restaurant having a nice meal
>waitress is Mori Calliope
>finish my meal, leave her a 10% tip and get up to leave
>she looks ecstatic
>"Wait, hold the fuck up dude, 10%? Holy shit. This is fucking amazing bro. What the hell? Can you even afford this? Dude, you do not have to do that, but BIG UPS."
>she starts high fiving the other waitresses who all seem very uncomfortable
>awkwardly say goodbye and walk outside
>she chases me into the parking lot
>grabs my shoulders and starts shouting at me
>"No, seriously, dude, what the fuck?! You don't have to do that, you know! But I MAD respect you dawg and I appreciate it!?"
>awkwardly say you're welcome, get into my car and start driving away
>look into rearview mirror
>she's still chasing me
>she's incredibly fast
>"Dude, you did NOT just do that, oh my god, that is some REAL shit, THANK you so much dude"
>speed up and take some detours
>think I finally lost her
>get into my house and close the door
>the doorbell rings
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>>28728184
GURA DON'T WORRY YO BOI CAN SQUEEZE IN SOME TIME FROM HER DEADLINE TO THANK YOUR SHRIMPS

BIG UPS T-

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