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>>46457156
It was the messiest night Tsukasa had ever seen with her clothes on. The kudagistune was so excited, she could barely sleep. After the baby shower turned into a premature birthday, All the tengu were excited to crowd around Aya and make empty promises to help her out in lieu of a husband. Megumu’s probably had some merit to it, but nobody else was serious: A tengu got herself knocked up and failed to bring the father back. That was a black eye on her social standing. But the father? Why, he probably didn’t even know. How could he, when he was so occupied with his job? The rest of these freewheeling crows had their own squeezes; No real guarantee Anon was the only guy that could’ve egg’d them. But Aya “Too Busy to Find a Man” Shameimaru? You’d have a harder time proving apples didn’t fall from trees. Of course, motherhood would leave Aya far too busy too inform her baby daddy about the good news.

So, it was Tsukasa’s civic duty to tell Anon for her. And wouldn’t you know it — Tsukasa’s heat just started!

Tsukasa paced around the village alleys and checked the time: just a few minutes until Anon’s evening break. No clients would be allowed inside, but employees and partners had special privileges. Those wolf tengu got spoiled rotten by him, even that tsundere Inubashiri that would never admit her feelings out loud. It also helped that with just a few exaggerated reports, they’d be in hot water with their daitengu. The only issue, then, was the guard fox… But even she had some loose ends to be exploited. Two loose tails, to be precise.

Tsukasa waited until the very second Anon’s break began, darting towards the illusory exterior of the HSE and entering through one of the panic exits. The tunnel branched a few times, connecting to other hidden routes to different parts of the building. For today, Tsukasa went towards the office. Based on her observations, Ran would still be at the front. But the shikigami’s shikigami would be inside, all alone. Lo and behold, spinning around in an office chair was the bakeneko that was instrumental to her plans. Opening the hidden tile in the room just loud enough to catch Chen’s attention, Tsukasa put on a big smile and made her presence known.

“Hello there, Chen! Is your master here right now? I have something very important I need to tell Anon, and I wouldn’t want to interrupt anyone’s plans.” Finding a guest chair, Tsukasa turned its back towards Chen and sat facing her. A suspicious cat is never any fun to deal with, so it was worth taking all the little steps that made the kudagitsune less intimidating.

“Umm, no, Miss Kudamaki. Ran-sama still has to make sure everything is in order.”

“Really? You’re so responsible, holding down the fort for Ran. In fact, since we’re coworkers, why don’t you just call me Tsukasa? There’s no need to be so formal around friends~” Children are so much easier to leverage than adults. All you have to do is win over their trust once and they’ll never doubt you twice.

“Okay, Miss Tsukasa!” The kid only got it half-right: Cute, but annoying. “If there’s something important, you can tell me! I’ll make sure Anon hears it!”

The thought of Chen naively bursting through the doors and telling Anon he’s just fathered some crows nearly split Tsukasa’s sides. But, she could still still get some fun out of this. “Really? Well, it’s very important news for adults-”

The office door nearly swung off its hinges. Chen jumped in her seat when the wooden door clattered against the wall, sending a box of folders skidding across the floor. “Chen, come here. Now!” The bakeneko scampered over to her angry master’s side. Ran broke her rancorous gaze for a moment to kneel down and pick up her shikigami, her gentle action in stark contrast to her perked ears. “Anon’s hours are over. You can leave now.”

Now things were getting interesting. “Really? I have something important to tell Anon. He simply has to know now! Although, it will take me quite a while to explain every meticulous, languid detail~”

A low growl vibrated in the room, coming distinctly from Ran’s throat. “It’s not important enough to disturb his rest. Now go!”

Poor, naive Chen made an attempt at mediation between the two foxes. “I-I can tell Anon! Then Miss Tsukasa can leave and Anon won’t be disturbed!”

“Great idea, Chen!” The tube fox walked right in front of Ran, ignoring how her lip quivered to bare her fangs. “You see, someone visited Anon a few months ago, and they did something veeery naughty-”

“STOP!… Go ahead. Don’t say another word, and you get half an hour. Then, no matter what state I find you in, I’m dragging you out of this building. And if I do that, you won’t be in one piece.”

Tsukasa strut past the shikigamis, laying one hand on the concerned Chen’s head as she did. The hard part was over. Now came the fun part.

(Part 3)

>>38179414
Old and busted.

>>37479088
Silence, hag.