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>be Anon
>Portals!
>Haven't made up your mind yet but any mamono has to be better than 3Ds
>Anon has landed in a forest clearing with only one path to obviously follow
>Ok, just wander along it, apparently you're just going to find your fated waifu anyway
>The first mamono to run up to Anon is a Bunn-girl
>Bunny sniffs Anon's mana, asks if he has any 'numbers' yet, when Anon says 'no', she gives him a card with her name on it and writes a big "#2" on the back
>"wtf? does this mean you're my fated waifu?"
>She just giggles and runs off 'to tell the others'
>Anon wtf, shrugs, keeps walking
>Next meets a Holst-girl, same question, sees the "#2", writes a "#3" on her card, runs off
>it's the same all afternoon, by now Anon has a fistful of cards #2 to #7 but still no waifu and still no clue what's happening
>Next Anon meets a Unicorn
>She has the dazzling, sparkling, rainbow aura, etc etc
>But by now Anon just shrugs, "I guess your card is #8, right?"
>Unicorn: "No, I don't need a card, Darling, I'm fated to be your #1 waifu"
>Anon:"Wtf! I get a Unicorn waifu?"
>Unicorn giggles:"Only at first, but then you get me as a Bicorn, and with seven cards that's going to be a whole lot more fun."