/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I ordered some J-Lube off of Amazon, and had it delivered to a Whole Foods locker. It arrived a few days later, and I stopped by the locker after work to pick it up. It's raining outside, making my clothes damp, but I ignore this, entering my PIN to pop open the locker.

However, much to my dismay, a white cloud puffed from the locker, tasting sweet and feeling like talcum in my mouth. Figuring that Anthrax probably didn't taste like that, I looked inside to find the interior with some of the same splotches. The package, one of those cheap plastic delivery bags, was unsealed, folded over, and covered with the stuff. Obviously, the lube mix had leaked.

I gingerly pick up the package to avoid spilling any, but I ended up coating my black workpants with splotches of white which did not completely absorb, looking exactly like you would expect. I rush to the car, trying to shield the package, and was mostly successful at this, but I ended up spilling some on my car seat while transferring the package to my backpack. Noticing there was still some white on my pants, I go to rub it out, only to be rewarded with lube on my hands, steering wheel, and the seat of my car. Took a surprising amount of time to clean off.

Once I got home and dumped the contents into the sink, I discovered that the cap was only slightly ajar, and that the "tamper-proof" seal wasn't sealed to the bottle. However, the lube still in the bottle (80% full) was still good.

So yeah, that was fun. Will post a review in a bit.