/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yukkuri threads always reminds me when I was a kid and me and my schoolmates would talk about make-believe pets we had.

Except, this time, its grown men talking to each other about their lame fantasies, instead of preschool children.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with yu[sic] faggots.

And my download finishes.

Anon snaps out of his stupor and remembers what he wanted to test. Yukkuris tasted sweeter when they were despairing, so he was curious if he could produce sweet koyukkuri, and not the sour ones. As they continue their rubbing, Anon walks over to the corner of the room and produces a flat rectangular paddle.

"That's a paddlin'!"

Anon pulls back and wallops the drooling Yukkurisa. It shrieks and looks back at Anon, and he quickly hides the paddle. It turns back to the Yukkureimu, which was confused as to why the Yukkurisa stopped. They go back to their business and Anon takes another swing. The Yukkurisa is sent flying across the room and now the Yukkureimu and the Yukkurisa and crying.

"MARISA'S NOT LETTING ME FEEL REFRESHED EASY!!!"

"YU! YU! YU!" The Yukkurisa is rolling around in pain and Anon picks it up and forces it to rub against the Yukkureimu despite the tears.