/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46978191
>instead they’ll make you LARP with them and go on autistic tangents about their guns
Huh....
>Yamawaro captors: "Hehe, say the line anon"
>Me: "Ummmm oh shit umm okay...."
>*Lays down with Arisaka*
>Whatever close enough, not like they have moist nuggets in Japan/Gensokyo
>"I beg of you, grant me the strength to take this final prey. Let me linger in this world just a little longer. I have already slept enough for one lifetime... enough for an eternity. You have my thanks. I have to thank you... for waking me. If you hadn't shown up, my sleep... would have been eternal. Do you hear me, Snake? I am The End! I am here to send you to your ultimate fate! You'll make a fine quarry for my... final hunt!"
>Yamawaro captors: "Hahaha, this guy gets me every time. "Always makes us chuckle."
>Yamawaro captors: "Alright shows over, now get back to camp anon. It's time for your daily Snu Snu."
>End up raising some 20 little yamo's innawoods
Ehh there certainly are worse fates, sounds like your typical /k/ get together minus the feds and less of a sausage fest.

Yamawaro is better.