/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46533988
>>46534056
>Monsters spot you the first day of filming
>After a while they start leaving you snacks or flowers
>Decide to return the gesture since the fresh fruit really hit the spot after a long day of filming
>Leave a bowl of the stew you cooked out for the leader of their hunting party
>In their culture this may as well be the same as getting on one knee with a ring
>The day you wrap up filming you're dragged off for an elaborate wedding
>inspire hundreds of young men to explore the jungle because of the subsequent documentaries on life in the village
I love language barrier shenanigans

>>44711094
We talk about how picky we would be in regard to monsters but in reality rejecting the first monster to show genuine romantic interest in (me) would be a monumental task. I think 99% of the male population would fold at a caring, kind, beautiful, woman showing interest at them and that's a good thing.

>>44384254
Kidnapping rare monsters for use in "forced" breeding programs then releasing the resulting offspring in new areas.

>>43617144
>>43617186
It went well, I think.

>>43560862
Sorry but the over 2 million views on "Scary cat calls mom for flirting tips" says otherwise.

>>43457994
But if they're endangered why do I see so many when I visit the mist continent?

>>43266306
>Be recent transfer, nobody bothers to warn you about this
>Decide to hang out with your back to the fence and flip through your phone to pass the time
>After the bell rings and you start heading back you begin to feel like someone is watching you
>Look back to see a bunch of monsters with their faces pressed against the fence and eyeing you like a lion looking at a baby at the zoo
>never go near that side of the school again

>>42953843
Pfft I'm not scared of those cats, one squirt from a spray bottle with set them straight.

>>42802219
Hate mommy shit that much? Can't say I blame you, it is an acquired taste. I'm into it and I still cringe a little reading it

Stupid sexy cats

>>42658439
Normally I'd go with anons falling for bait but I've seen a similar anon with the same (MonsterXNumber) filename being a massive homosexual for more than a few threads now so I'm chalking it up to it being a guy trying to samefag his own bait or just a discord of people trying to funpost. Doesn't help that he also shows up around the exact same time these bait posts show up (seriously try it for yourself and you'll notice a pattern). Anyways look at this fucking cat holy shit.

>>42584408

>>40649988
would be neat

Big, strong, dominant monsters, including Amazons, should call their husbands cute.

Good morning sirs, I love Jinkos

Ah... She found me.

>>34481063
Big tall Jinko for me.

Since monsters can just pick you off the street to marry, is the opposite true? I mean its only fair if you can quick marry any monster off the street.
>pulling the mail rata into your house for snuggle time
>running off with a holst when visiting a farm
>princess carrying a CC OL demon from her office

>>33691962
>small man
Large monsters

I can't imagine what I could like more than a big and strong girl that thinks I'm small and cute

>>23255412
They're good, but I'd rather be with the other jungle cat.

What's a good way to get the "so cute~" reaction from a large monster without shotafication?

>>23036457
This but with a Jinko.

>>22753713
Not necessarily a Hellhound, but I'd love a girl who's bigger and stronger than me that would (gentle) dom me.