/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Most likely you would get your face shot off. If I woke up, and there was someone in my room trying to take off my cloths, I doubt they would have time to explain themselves. Reflexes would kick in, and I would have a mess to clean up. Now, if my girlfriend was the one doing it, this might be possible, but the fact that I am such a light sleeper would render this next to impossible. I honestly think the most that would happen is a rape charge or you getting shot/stabbed/punched/raped in return.

Practice is the key, you need to learn like a child. You did not all get adult magazines when you were kids right? Start small and work you way up. Good practice is the Jap version of the early pokemon games, as they were intended for the children's market. It does not matter where you start, but you have to read in order to read.