/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Go through vampire's castle
>Locked gate with weird hole for a bat shaped pendent
>Just climb over it
>Emblem that I need to open the crypt is attached to a mechanism that closes the wall behind me if I remove it?
>Just yank it off the wall and Indiana jones under the door
>Gate requires I do a puzzle that about the animal food chain?
>Realize the gate is on a chain and is pulled up by a counter weight and just lift the gate up since they never put locks in at the top
>Stone statue holds the key I need for a door but won't let go unless I play all the MGS Revengance boss themes on piano in order of when you fight them
>Break the statue and take the key
>Item I need to progress is on the balcony but I don't have the trapezohedron shaped key for the door?
>Open the window and climb out to the balcony
>Music box holds the item I need to defeat the phantom boss but I need to find the right cylinder for the tune that I only heard once at the start of the mansion
>Bust it open and threaten to destroy her flash drive of /ss/ porn
>Need to get through the tentacle garden but first have to concoct a potion that'll make them all sleepy
>Walk on through, tentacles don't care cause I'm a guy and even the monster girl tentacles are too shy to touch me
>Have to take a torch through an underwater section that would normally see me using a system of locks to empty the water out from there?
>Coat the torch in pitch and swim through and light it with my lighter
>Heckling black harpies laughing at me for not knowing the solution to a puzzle with paintings that depict a dragon being born, being lonely then getting married and pregnant
>Catch on and noogie her till she gives me the solution
>Puzzle with spinning saw blades blocking the hallway that require I find a golden needle and silver string to put into the hands of a statue of a servant
>Take said statue and push it into the saws breaking them and presumably the whole mechanism associated with them and other traps for that matter
>Next puzzle has to do with expensive jewelry and getting the inlaid gems out of them so I smash them with a rock till-
>Irate vampire comes down a set of stairs yelling at me for ruining her puzzles, breaking her property, bullying her staff and being retarded
>Demands I leave before I ruin more of her stuff
>Do so cause it looks like she's gonna cry
>Not before calling her puzzles shit
Why are vampires such shit puzzle makers?

>>21646257
>I couldn't find a vampire smug enough in this folder so I had to settle
The absolute state of vampirefags

>>21558601
> Time to move aside little ones
<-- *cue dramatic entrance*