/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kaiji thread?

Shaving Private Ryan?

>25 year old
> No girlfriend no kisses ever
> Decide to go with my class to dinner
> Get drunk
> That night a girl starts talking to me
> We kiss
> Use sentences from hentais on the girl to try to make her laugh like "if you have doubts I bet I haven't fucked you enough" and "I know you want me because I can smell how wet you are"
> She starts avoiding me
> Confront her and she's cool again
> Try to finger her in the middle of a park
> She screams I realize what the fuck I'm doing I run away
> Next day contemplate suicide very seriously but end going to class anyways
> Their faces tell me how much they despise me and for the rest of the year I do anything to avoid talking or looking to anyone ever, like locking myself in the bathroom for 3 hours

At least I'm not in jail

I wish I had the HD space to create a truecrypt volume big enough to store my porn.

Are HDs still overpriced as fuck due to the floods?

>Shitposting on /jp/

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