/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>34474256
Shorstack is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

>>34393843
!TRADE OFFER!
>I recieve: Lunch
>(You) recieve: Lunch
>Make mwee lunch already anon

>>34372991
Based

>>34366777
Oh nice I recognize some of those. I don't know what an Ur-Quan is but I always appreciate Greenworm drawings

>>34333497
Oh shit oh fuck the Jinn's got the nukes on her side oh the humanity

>>34112702
They're like little floaties that she can use to keep herself afloat in the water or something, or for fun personal use of course.
>take my greenworm to the waterpark
>she wants to go on the diving board
>tell her it's too dangerous because she can't swim all that well
>decides she's going to do it anyways
>jumps off the highest board while I was buying concessions for us
>see her fall into the water and get distressed when she isn't coming up
>call to the sahu lifeguard to help her
>sahu jumps in and rushes to the worm
>worm comes up just fine with her BOOBA floaties
>the flat chested sahu thinks that the two of us are some sort of pranksters making fun of her breast size
>doesn't help that my worm, who is typically the butt of the boob envy jokes, plays it up with a classic "OHOHOHO~"
>kicked out of the water park
>didn't even get my tiger's blood sno-cone from the concession stand I ordered
>worm offers to console me by letting me caress her floatie tiddies

>>34023981
But anon... I do And not even like pic rel with booba either

>>33978943
>Expert says: PROOF that the Nukis are putting chemicals in the water to give the worms boobs!

>>33968301
You're really twisting my arm here, but you know what? I think we can come to a compromise here!