/jp/ - Otaku Culture

A, no question.

Let's all fap to Arc and re-route our semen to flood the Raildex bunker.

Who cares, Arc is the cutest and Flan is absolute shit.

>>7091740

Oh, they've made the push for my ban as well, I assure you.

But I always happen to take a convenient vacation or two from /jp/ before it's official. Got to make sure I'm in top shitposting form.

>>6254563

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>6181948

Shall I -massage- your balls?

>>6178479

No, Tsukihime is fine.

I was under the impression that we agreed never to speak of the animation again.

And also, I was under the impression that we renounced /a/.

>>6023524

Remember, Flan...

The force will be with you.

Always.

konbanwa, sacchinchin

Well, you see, Anonymous, it's because HA HA HA! OH DESIRE!

>>3875996

I wasn't aware you -had- a life.

And now, a guide to getting stoned in Japan.

Like most places around the world, finding what you need is a matter of networking. Try places that speak English to avoid an extensive sign language session (but prepare to pay an extra middleman fee). Good pot-hunting spots include bars and outside head shops, but what’s best is talking to any down-to-earth foreigner at the many bars and schools gaijin frequent.

And finally, patience is rewarded! Ehhhh…?

What-what!? Expect a damn small amount of dank for a hefty price. A gram of the goods often comes to a buzz-killing ¥5000 to ¥8000! That’s a little over $50 to $80, dude!!

Quality’s actually pretty decent, but sometimes a bit random. One day you’ll get the golden Buddha bud, another you get stuff your stoner uncle wouldn’t bother giving away!

>>3642627

That's for me to know and for you to find out, broham.

>Beato comes out of our screen what do you do?

Turn the monitor off.

>>3098992
What are you talking about? I never changed tripcodes.

>ARCUEID BRUINSTUD

Yes, she's a minor relation who manifests herself within the beds of lonely males in the middle of the night. Quite an eccentric ghost, that Bruinstud.

Since both of our families come from Germany, she wields a Mauser. Her wish for you to go East is for you to undertake a quest, one which will end in your eventual resurrection of the Germanic Messiah, upon the birth of the Gentile Lord.

Personally, I consider her to be nuttier than squirrel poo, and little more than a tortured wraith. But if you wish to undertake this task, it will be your burden to see through to the end.

>>587991

Maybe.