/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>An ancient evil awakens

>>17686810
>Cats think I can't jump good

They said I could be anything.

They said Acrobat was worthless fodder.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzLCDdhrWHI

>>17085140
yandere/mayadere aku is a pretty old idea.

>>16997702
Find a tribe of fuzzy little Kakuens to teach you, anon.

>>16945502
Fifty years have passed.

But now the husbando has come home.

>>16800215
F O O L I S H S A M U R A I

>>16586343
>LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
>I, AKI, SHAPESHIFTING MISTRESS OF DARKNESS
>UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE LEWD
>BUT, A FOOLISH SAMURAI WARRIOR WIELDING A MAGIC STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
>BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK, I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME, AND FLUNG HIM FAR INTO THE FUTURE
>WHERE OUR MARRIAGE IS LAW
>NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST, AND UNDO THE MATRIMONY THAT IS AKI

FOOLISH SAMURAI!

>>16474457
>You will never get into an Aku x Jack style relationship with a Dragon

>Be smashing some fine piece of Paladin tail
>You found her in the bazaars of Zipangu, alot of the people avoided her for some reason
>That's racist
>Halfway through smashing her pelvis she smiles at you
>Her voice changes considerably as she starts laughing
>HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FOOOL
>IT WAS ME, ALL ALONG
>AKUUUUU
>You see her black horns, can't stop cumming with the force of a thousand suns
>She just keeps laughing that fucking laugh as she calls you her 'Foolish Samurai'

Saw new promo art for Samurai Jack. Dude's got a beard now.

WATCH OUT!

>>14557844
>if we go by the canon
I reject the MGE canon.

>>14434151
>>14434186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HukqDEYW30c

>LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND
>I, GENNDY TARTAKOVSKY, MASTER OF NOSTALGIA
>UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE GREATNESS
>BUT, A FOOLISH CORPORATE EXECUTIVE WIELDING A MAGIC PEN STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE
>BEFORE THE FINAL STROKE WAS INKED
>I TORE OPEN A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE
>WHERE MY SHOW IS LAW
>NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO UNDO THE PAST
>AND UNDO THE JACK THAT IS 2016

>>14313665
Because it's back when the creators of the show didn't pander to social justice bullshit and made shows that didn't underestimate the intelligence of the consumers.

I mean shit, Samurai Jack had plenty of pop culture references that people caught onto and it even had a very cinematic approach.

Hell, one of the fucking episodes had a re-enactment of The Battle of Thermopylae with the Spartans fighting robot Minotaurs. As well as a Totoro thing in an episode that WENT BEYOND when some 1950s robots 'killed' Jack

will you be aku's foolish samurai?