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Americhouli

>>30574302
American Patchouli

Patchouli will soar higher than any one of us.
She will touch the lives of so many people.
She will keep the whole world safe.
This is her destiny.

>>12411853
Japan is Americanizing

>>12233726
She'll just use magic to catch them before they fall. Patchouli's not good at physical exertion.

Patchouli Knowledge - USA
Remilia Scarlet - Romanian
Sakuya Izayoi - English

the 2hu ya love to hate

>>11454376

Every day. I wouldn't even have the motivation to get out of bed without this wonderful drug.

I'm fortunate that I live in America since they give it out to everyone over here.

>>11407647

Are they supposed to be Americans? They look like Americans.

Patchouli visits America!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5qURKt4maw

On loop whenever I play. My euphoria knows no bounds.

patchy is an amerilard

It's definitely Patchouli

>>10208684
My Great-Grandparents chose to move here, my Grandparents fought to defend it as did my parents, and so will I if need be.
So fuck you, disgusting pinko.

Why don't you have cute American girlfriend yet /jp/?

>>9585522
Perhaps a less lewd picture of American things would be more to your liking then.

>>9585529
I do as well.
How odd of Lady Remilia.

>>9566086
I like seeing the bastards (usually Yukkureimu and Yukkurisas) get tortured, but I'm polar opposite for the polite types like Mukyukkuris and Yukanyans. Mostly Mukyukkuris because they can actually think.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian".

"Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now"
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears.

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity
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Semper Fi.

Need more American pachuli