/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Curse you trash vermin, summon and duel me in Dark Souls.

Something like I went to live in my neighbour's house while he was gone assuming he was okay with it and went back to my house where there was some weird trash scattered around.
Saw some Family Guy shit. then some American Dad shit, apparently their family had a white dog who was barely utilized in the show. I see something like Steve running away from home naked.
I was invading as Aldrich Faithful(meido) I killed a couple of NPC beasts but the red invaders I passed along the way threw projectiles at me and came to fight. As I was on low hp another Aldrich Faith in exile armour and thrall hood comes along casting his buffs in a noob fashion, not even bothering to quickly pump out a Soothing Sunlight for me just using Sacred Oath then trying to use Bountiful Sunlight but we got hit by a firebomb that interrupted him and killed me. When I return to my world I accidentally use a Black Crystal in a weird way and it creates a black summon sign giving off dark sinister energy.. I check my inventory and I have a Black Soapstone. I thought that telling people to come duel me in Dark Souls is the worst thing I can do to them.
Walking in a mall, I had done some stuff to help I guess, there was a teacher treating me nicely and saying there's a present for me. I outside the entrance and there's a big luggage container full of stuff, something's moving around inside like a gift of a pet and it turns out to be a toy panda that would move around automatically leaving fake piss behind it, it meanders off into the mall. I see Yukari approaching the mall with a luggage container and I wonder if she doesn't want to see that panda piss going on behind me. I want to check out her outfit, but when she gets near me she suddenly goes off to a restroom, then comes past with a tight miniskirt and a short top, walks past with acknowledging me and goes off into a girl's club outside the mall.