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>>17863973
Not that one.

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>>17849295
I'm sorry, sir. The First National Bank of Tanu-Cunny doesn't accept deposits with sperm counts below 6 million. However, please consider storing your semen in a local branch of the Performing Assets and Interest: Zurich Bank.

>>17849300
What? What's wrong with Troll butt?

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>>17821349
Well, how can a man refuse?

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>>17766865
Don't worry, only 10% of all displayed clients are actually faceless old coons, and those are usually upfront about it. Wouldn't want to piss off the Church of Eros, after all. I'm sure you'll meet your match.

>>17766866
Well now, how do you feel about Bicorns then?

>>17766881
She pales a bit at your description of your spending habits, but otherwise retains her composure. Her assistant, however, tries to hard sell an account with them and invites you to make a deposit.

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>>17728797
All tittymonsters have some way to present their milktanks.

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>>17669716
Nothing for it then, time to get the dirty work done.

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I want to visit the Tanuki Planet, and be lectured on the Tanuki Rules of Acquisition by little, bushy-tailed Racoon women.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFYBkesqGU

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>>17571349
>>17571357
Well then, if she's amenable, I'd be happy to make a deposit into her closed account. I fully understand how highly leveraged her assets are, and I'd be happy to personally guarantee the interest instalments.

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How many daughterus can shortstack Tanukis have in a litter?

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>>17534263
>>17534269
"Why don't we discuss the initial investment..."

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