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Why did Marine have to ruin his career?

>>40281766
Marine unfollowed you know who.

Who was in the wrong?

Had a dream where I was a vampire who ate victims in a variety of ways. After successfully capturing the entirety of HoloEN. I proceeded to prepare as meals:
I started with Gura. Chopped off her head, then sliced her body horizontally from top to bottom to make piles of shark steak. I preserved the plump round bottom because it seemed a waste to chop it up, was planning to roast her butt whole. Took three of the gura steaks, rubbed spices onto them, then marinated them in vinegar overnight. The dream fast forwarded to the next day early morning, and I too the gura steaks out and fried them. Don't ask me why a vampire is sleeping at night, dreams don't make sense. It didn't taste fishy at all, was more similar to chicken than fish.

For lunch, I took Amelia from my underground enclosure and just bit her neck to guzzle her dry, as a refreshing midday drink. She did not resist because I presume my dreamworld vampire powers had hypnotized her. Just watched her shrivel up as I sucked her up in moments, as if I was drinking a small can of Dr. Pepper Cherry on a hot day.

I started preparing for my next meal early in the afternoon since I wanted it to be a lavish meal. Tied up Kiara, took her outdoors, and sliced her neck as I pinned her to the ground to exsanguinate her. Hung her upside down and let the blood drain for a while. When the blood seemed sufficiently drained out, skewered her and placed her on top of a prepared fire pit. I was basically spitroasting her. Her roasted body was notable lean. I was slicing the meat off her cheeks and I remember it being especially tasty. It had been my favorite hololive meal thus far.

Then I woke up. Didn't get to eat Mori or Ina. Dream ended too early.