/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Witcher 3's next expansion will be set in the south. There's Lamias in the south in that world. There may be Lamias in Witcher 3. Is your body ready?

>KYAAAA~!
Uh-oh! Your masterful swordsmanship has rendered her quite helpless! What do?

>>13483469
Oh the memories.

>Live in the grangeriest town to ever granger a grange
>Buy crossman air rife, the ones with the pumps that generate air pressure
>Box says pump 4 times at most
>Do so, shoot can
>bretty good
>Astoundingly inbred neighbor comes over
>Say lookit that thar fyne peec. Hyelp, her's an ideer fer ya, why doncah pump it up like tweeny taims thayn shewt it?
>Eyes go wide with realization
>Pump the thing up so much I have to stomp on the bolt to close it
>Spot squirrel
>360 no-scope get redy fajet
>pull trigger
>bullet goes through squirrel, rips out lungs, spine, liver ext
>Neat hole through skull with brain stuff in a perfect cylinder leaking out the side
>Go to bed, have interesting dreams for the next few days
Im sorry was this too much like a blog? Here have a cow or something

>"What the hell are you doing to me you JERK!!!!"