/jp/ - Otaku Culture

imagine being a baby oopa
you're born into the world, some white lion looks at you, then promptly scoops you up while stating loudly: ぴんく！
you're put into a bag along with some other oopas in buckets, and you all wonder what's going on
you're brought to a hole
it's not just any hole
it's very, very, very deep
you hear splashing sounds and some squelching, along with some faint squeaking of... oopas?
poi
you're left in the hole and you come to the horrific realization that you're in a horrible oopa concentration hole
feces and urine and rotting smells come from all around, and the dirt walls have worms and maggots crawling in them
you start squeaking yourself too, but soon enough you realize that it's too late as more fellow oopas fall on your body, crushing you
your consciousness fades in stench and pain