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>>Ice Queen trying the five alarm chili to see if that can help warm her up
She better know what she's getting herself into, Selkie doesn't joke around when it comes to spiciness.

How does your waifu cheat at Mario Party?
>Apophis/Lamia coiling around you and pumping you full of venom so you can't fight in the duel letting her take your star
>Rata threatening to leak your porn folder to the whole school if you don't let her win
>Oni strong arming you and wrestling the controller from you
>Weresheep cuddling up against you so you become to drowsy to play properly
>Kitsune using her fluffy tail(s) to block your view of the screen blinding you
>Gremlin getting her Automaton sister to beat you mercilessly in every minigame with no chance of winning since she's basically a TAS
>Angel and Valkyrie will happily let you win but say there will be unforeseen consequences if someone were to not submit to a holy being like her and let her win
>Wurm crying if she starts loosing making you feel bad
>Cheshire purposely teleporting into you lap and grinding her but into your crotch while you try to play
>Mad Hatter does the same as the Cheshire but "accidentally" spills tea on her pants and takes them off, before sitting on your lap
>Jabberwock using her mouth tentacles to lick and caress you distracting you
>Hellhound threatening you rape you if you don't let her win, it's a lie and she was planning on raping you no matter what
>Dragon every time you win a minigame she blows a puff of flame at you and burns one article of clothing, pretty soon you'll be naked if you don't get the hint
>Raiju rubbing her feet against the carpet and shocking you while you're trying to play, if you get to far ahead she'll short the power in your house
>Danuki every star you have more than her she drafts another lawsuit and sends it to the most kangarooest court she knows off
>Yuuki-Onna it starts getting really cold for no reason, so cold in fact you can see Yetis looking in through the window

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