/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>14111141
Well, we were having a date by just browsing the internet on our computers in the same room. But the internet was down so we decided to have sex. First I started kissing her and I slid my hand inside her panties. Once she got wet, I said something stupid like, "My body was made to mate with yours," then I pulled out my penis I said, "Call it... Hatadick!" which caused me to question my sense of humor when I woke up.

She was texting on her cellphone but stopped when I said that and glanced over at my penis for a second, but looked unimpressed and went back to texting. But when I stuck it in she dropped her cellphone and made one of those faces Da Hootch draws in his eromanga where the girl's eyes roll up into her head in pleasure. I grabbed her by the hips and started thrusting but then my alarm clock woke me up before I got much further. So overall it was decent and one of the most sensible dreams I've had in a while.

She's what she looks like