/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>46073832
First date? I was just trying to get a burger and this creature assaulted me and declared me her husband. Afterward I got her a burger and we exchanged names.

>>44591462
I could probably win the first round and dominate a 7ft hellhound, I would lose the second round, but at least I showed her humanity's fighting spirit.

>>44400395
Amen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcI8sfwxvIs

>>43814639
What a grand and intoxicating innocence, come and look upon the bush.

>>43125226
Tried that with my hellhound wife while she was cratering me through the bed, she just started riding me harder.

>>42792040
A Good End comprises of being balls deep inside a hellwan and painting her baby room white.

>Be balls deep in hellwan after busting
>Try to dismount and her keagles prevent you from doing so
>She simply asks you where do you think you are going?

>>41884013
>Big Sis, Why are Your Hands So Big?

>>41775262
Officer Hellwan always be stopping me when I am just going to the circle k to get some milk at 3am, says it's time for a cavity search and she proceeds to stuff both of my head between her legs. Frankly I've gotten so used to it and finding her in my living room after I get off work that it seems normal now.

>Be humble space merchant
>Years of doing simple runs transporting raw food products
>Get stopped by an imperial patrol and sentenced to 10 years on a penal colony for attempted smuggling of spice
>Place is full of the biggest Jinko's and Hellwans and Minotaurs you have ever seen, massive women turned into lumps of iron from hard labor
>Anon is the first man they have seen since their imprisonment

>>40398890
Trust me the hellwan ain't weaker than you.

>>40180527
Officer Hellwan arrests you for vagrancy and puts you under personal probation, you move in with her on monday.

>>39620668
250lbs of slobbering dog kissing you all over.

>>39395758
>want to install a saferoom after immigrating to zipangu
>Nice Danuki construction company built it in record time, oddly enough you didn't even contact them, a friendly sales raccoon just happened to be in the neighborhood selling them door to door such wonderful service
>Just before leaving she takes out a small device that captures images and she begins photographing the exterior of your home
>Inquiring about this she says don't worry we do this to all of our customers just taking photos to show to the next prospective buyer of our services
>She quickly vanishes into the cool evening as the sun begins to set
>As Anon begins to go back inside, he begins hearing howls in the distance
>Anon hurridly secures himself inside the saferoom and discovers there is no locking mechanism.
>This is going to be a long night