/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Late night Tokyo.
>Standing by the subway having a smoke after a hellish ride on the train.
>A noise tells me someone is walking up behind, I turn around and see some wierd goblin obasan.
>Wtf! Its fucking Wario but with face piercings.
>She pulls out a cigarette and struggles with her zippo lighter until she finally gives up and asks me to light her up.
>Tell her to fuck right off, old ladies shouldn't smoke, go home to your kids and husband you dumb broad!
>See the light in her eyes fade and something snaps, she starts screaming in japanese.
>Give her the finger
>She pulls out a stiletto knife and cuts the fucking thing right off
Why would Korone do this to me?