/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You caught a demon trying to steal cookies out of your cookie jar. How do you punish such a thief...?

>NEET demon in the darkness of her home while it's a sunny day outside
>Already past the expiration date of 25 years old,
>Sees a valkyrie passing by, laughing with her husband, one daughter piggybacking on husband's shoulders and the other holding his hand
>Great belly giving away she's expecting a third very soon
>Demon starts wondering if all the corruption she did was worth it, not least with how every demon before her going trigger happy with contracts made everyone avoid signing anything without reading everything down to the fine print even if it's a novella in length
>Starts wondering if whoever she fooled into signing her contract would even like her for who she is, with how she'd have to deceive or tempt one
>Unlike that valkyrie
>Has to hold back tears, turns head to the only source of light in the darkness of her house: Her computer monitor
>And shitposts about purity getting corrupted
>Little does she know she's getting flustered over the idea of getting purified by a stronk paladin barging into her home after noticing the demonic presence
>Or maybe she knows very well, helplessly trying to swat the thoughts away

I should actually proofread sometime

>>17636024
>NEET demon in the darkness of her home while it's a sunny day outside
>Already past the expiration date of 25 years old,
>Sees a valkyrie passing by, laughing with her husband, one husband piggybacking on husband's shoulders and the other holding his hand
>Great belly giving away she's expecting a third very soon
>Demon starts wondering if all the corruption she did was worth it, not least with how every demon before her going trigger happy with contracts made everyone avoid signing anything without reading everything down to the fine print even if it's a novella in length
>Starts wondering if whoever she fooled into signing her contract would even like her for who she is, with how she'd have to deceive or tempt one
>Unlike that valkyrie
>Has to hold back tears, turns head to the only source of light in the darkness of her house: Her computer monitor
>And shitposts about purity getting corrupted
>Little does she know she's getting flustered over the idea of getting purified by a stronk paladin barging into her home after noticing the demonic presence
>Or maybe she knows very well, helplessly trying to swat the thoughts away

>>16518043
She's sad because she got saved as a sample rather than a full image.