/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want to brag about my cute wife! Even is she is shy!

>>17223638
You don't really want that! You'll be constantly in and out of their offices, getting tongue lashings. Do you really want to spend long hours working the ground and kissing their ass?

>>17223645
Ratatoskr Reporting: they'll sell information to both sides at a mark-up, and their Matchmaking/Marketing/Termination Department will get a lot of business. Also, any single male employees removed by either side will quickly find new jobs and Ratatoskr wives.

I want to hug my squirrel waifu!

I want to brag and show off how cool my waifu is! Even if she is shy!

>Petite Ratatoskr in gym shorts and wearing sweatbands cutely struggling to lift some little rubber barbells
>Her muscle mountain minotaur friend comes over seeing her struggle to even complete a set
>"What're you doing, Rata-chan? I don't think I've ever seen you in here before."
>"Haa- haa- getting strong! I have to get fit!"
>She goes back to struggling with the dumbells as the minotaur chuckles and absentmindedly fixes her form to help her get through the set
>"How come? Aren't you married?"
>"Y-yes! B-but I heard that men like big strong musclegirls l-like you! I gotta get big and strong for hubby!"
>Minotaur just shakes her head with a smiling sigh
>Ratatoskr finally finishes her set and collapses back exhausted, her plush shortstackish body unused to any serious physical strain outside of being pounded like an onahole every night by her faithful husband
>Looks up with watery eyes at her minotaur friend, who has to shift a bit just to see down over her barrel chest that also has two barrel-sized tits on it
>"Sniff... Ya gotta help me Minny! I can't risk losing hubby because I'm not fit enough!"
>Minotaur rolls her eyes then helps Ratatoskr up while telling her she's probably overreacting to something she read on some imageboard, but sure, she'll help out
>Begins Ratatoskr on the path of /fit/

I want to surprise my waifu with a poem about her mofu and love!

I want to brag about my shy waifu and tell everyone how great and cute she is!

>>17050172
The only name she will go by is lovely and sweetheart

I want to confess to the squirrel before she can research me

>>16964518

Small animal girls must be loved on sight.

Rata-chan is acting weird after Anon gave her that love note saying what he wanted to do with her...

>>16891755

It doesn't matter much to me. All I want is for her to be a good person. You don't need a reason to help people.

>>16831248
The hunter will become the hunted.

By the time she realizes, it'll be too late, and that tail will be mine.

God I just want to bury my face in a Ratatoskr's tail fluff and breathe in until my mind goes blank.

Fondling MGs while they sit on your lap. Fondling them in bed when you're the big spoon. Fondling them under the table in the ice cream parlor.

The hands of man have minds of their own.

>>16704801
Read your letter out loud, Ratatoskr.

So everyone can hear it.

>>16694228
>>16694235

>>16694297
>>16694303
You made her read it out twice just to be sure.