/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17673893
>>17673896
>Xenomorph Queen completely capable of empathic telepathy, giving you regular doses of royal jelly to keep you unable to move
>Uses her pharyngael jaw/tongue to give you blowjobs
>The jaw's teeth acting like DRS that scrapes pleasure up your shaft and glans, going back and forth like a piston of muscle
>It gives her a sadistic glee to do this to you for hours on end, making sure you're nice and 'juiced up' as it were

>>16443907
Or how about the people who designed her get a basic idea of fucking anatomy first.

>>16072133
>Becoming a Khepri King
>Impregnating all fifty of your waifus
>Getting smothered in cuddlebugfu bed
>TFW a person comes into your bedchamber
>Only to get hissed at by all those possessive waifus

>>16030443
They're referred to as vampires because of western influence and the fact that they feed off a human's Qi. It's just so happens that coincidentally blood is the most efficient way for the body to transport Qi inside of it. Which leads to some really spooky shit in Chinese and Hong Kong Jiangshi mythos and media where if mature enough they can just vacuum suck the blood right out of your body through the pores in your skin.

>>15933177
>Shit talking the best slime

>>15851011
>MFW X'alatath in Warcraft has a female voice despite being an eyeball-claw-knife made from an Old God
>MFW Xelo'tath
>MFW I want to corrupt a woman with a Cursed Sword version of this knife

>>15084664
>>15084677
>Hellhound get forcibly captured by Chief God's Archons
>Undergoes Purification like which has never rocked the High Heavens before, her very nature changing
>Becomes a Watchdog of Eternity, a title picked for her by the Archons, but she prefers Divine Hound instead
>Her skin goes from a dusky grey to a pearly white, often times illuminated by the divine light within her to shine almost golden
>Her flames are now wisps of golden light
>Her fur becomes a soft white/blonde wheat color with her eyes becoming fully white or golden yellow
>Can dis-apparate into a mist like form in order to find a suitable husband or for quick travel
>Much like the light Valkyries, seeks only Heroes to groom into husbands, but unlike their armored kin will proactively seek to bear his children
>Their preferred sexual positions, given that the Purification affected her so strongly are the traditional missionary and doggy style (She still sees it as sinful, The Chief God never intended sex to be pleasurable)
>Though the Chief God is quite confident in her ability to properly purify monsters through her Archons, sometimes the old Hellhound will come through
>Ending with the Divine Hound throwing her mate onto the bed and bucking her hips like a wild beast in a rut, goading him into a mating press
>Using her powerful thighs to lock him inside of her to bear his pups. Once they get a taste of wild sex, it becomes a game to hide it from the Chief God on how many carnal pleasures they can experience.
>Often times leading to an exploding population of Heavenwans

>>15077684
Yeah it's funny what one little shitpost does.

>>14538392

>>14460069
It's not about the tier that the girl belongs to, but how devoted they are to you you PLEBEIAN.

I'd still take a Star-Spawn of Cthulhu or Black Spawn of Shib-Niggurath or even a Hound of Tindalos if a Shoggoth isn't available

>>14430860
>Shit talking Warhammer Fantasy pre-The Schnaus ruining it with AGE OF SIGMARINES
>Implying that Fantasy is nearly as bad as 40K when Lizardmen exist

>>14320639
>>14320647
Cthugha is literally just an Ignis. No YOU.

Roman Centurion Liches are best waifus

>>14245231
>He thinks the Lovecraft Gods even remotely give a shit what constitutes as big or small to the feeble minded flesh-puppets who want to press their slimy mucus covered lips to the wriggling orifices of the Outer Horrors in sweet, gusset-y coitus

>>14214058
Dealing with perpetual writer's block and self esteem issues. As well as the fact that Harblador still hasn't done Hounds of Tindalos

>>14200865
>You will never travel down the path of death and Necromancy
>You will never learn the most powerful spell in the entire world
>You will never just chill with the Outer Gods and reminisce about the days of RPing with your friends

>>14077311
>Comparing a Star Spawn of Cthulhu to an Elder Thing

>>14044279
Needs more Pargon.

>>13998523
There's absolutely nothing wrong with spending your own jacksy in the tumultuous pubescent hurricane of your early teens to a girl with a ding-a-ling. If you do it now... Well. Shit.