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Seriously each episode following Italianon and his Erikantrice theory he fights against truth and the English language has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the shitty grammar the theories only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of truth, all to make magic unmagical, to make common sense seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Italianon vetoed the idea of anyone arguing against his trash; he made sure the manifesto would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his shitposts. The Erikantrice theory might be anti-Shkannontrice (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Humiliation anon theory in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the manifesto was good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the manifesto was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time an Anon argued with him, Italianon wrote instead that the Anon "was a 1-bit goat."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Italianon’s mind is so governed by cliches and lack of English that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of the Erikantrice manifesto by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Italianon at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Erikantrice manifesto" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.