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Alright, you trolls. I'm sick of all the arguing and bickering over whether or not Ryder did Snooki dirty by hopping on Vinny's dick immediately prior to the filming of season 3. What you Ryderfags need to understand is that Snooki and Vinny had a past together, and that Snooki cares immensely for Vinny and she was probably crushed to see her best friend getting plowed by her love interest.

When Snooki looked at Vinny, she saw not only a prospective love-of-her-life type of guy, but also perhaps an escape from the mundane and often fruitless smush-search that comes with every night on the town. The truth is that she hates seeing Ron and Sam isolate themselves from the group not just out of concern for them, but out of jealousy over the fact that their means have achieved an end and they are happy with each other.

Of course, none of you Ryder fags could understand that, since all you do with your lives is post on 4chan white-knighting about some Louis-CK looking bitch who made a cameo on Jersey Shore. It's no wonder why Snooki invited Deena to take Angelina's spot in season 3 over the more obvious candidate Ryder: Snooki just didn't want to deal with Ryder pulling the robbery on her anymore, and that's the story of how we wound up with an ass-licking stumpy looking meatball named Deena.

TL;DR All of you Ryderfags and white knights are just fools grasping at straws.