/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would reach inside of her and pull it out, and then transport it to the Dark Dimension where I keep nigger seeds I've extracted from women.

>>9970465

I'll regret everything I've ever done until I die, even if it was the best possible course of action-it's not like I can ever actually know.

My regretting everything is more a mindset than anything. I haven't enjoyed much of my life, and I probably never will. It's not because my life is awful, or I'm ugly or stupid or blah blah blah. It's just that I don't have much I enjoy or look forward to.

I'm giving the /jp/ers that dress up like cute girls big, thick, hard treats instead. I even finished by loading them up with a gooey cream center.

oh hi yo gosaemazu jaypee-dono. Are you having a suhgoy day? I hope you are gengkee. Unfortunately, I am not very gengkee because I have to go to baka work later. why can't I be a suhgoy hicky neat like you guys? will any of you train me in the way of the hicky neat?

so far, in researching the sacred school of hicky neats, I have learned:

-one must never work OR leave the house unless it is on fire or flooding
(working on this one)
-one must go pee-pee in bottles
(I got a bunch of soda and juice bottles I'm going to use to store my peepee)
-I am only allowed to eat ramen and rice and peanut butter sandwiches
(this one is reallly hard, cause i like to eat and get hungry easy!)
-must masturbate at least 3 times a day
(working on it)
-must not bathe more than once a week
(working on it)
-must be an alcoholic
(working on it)

I am such a baka, this is sooo hard! how do you guys do it so easily
?

>>9810524

lud·dite/ˈlədˌīt/
Noun:

1. A member of any of the bands of English workers who destroyed machinery, esp. in cotton and woolen mills, that they believed was...
2. A person opposed to increased industrialization or new technology.

Again, learn to use words only after you know what they mean. I'm not opposed to anything. I just doubt any of this will happen as soon as you niggers seem to think. But, please-continue to worship Kurzweil's meaty cock.

>>9789934

>watching anything made before 1980

Wow, check out this hipster faggot.